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Caving in Bend Oregon

Last week I was talking about getting out and doing some thing fun and local that you have put off, because of its close proximity, for grander trips and vacations. I featured a photo blog of a fun caving trip some friends I went on and issued some things to consider when caving. This week, I wanted to add a photo journal of another caving trip we took:

Central Oregon’s Ice Caves

Just south east of Bend, Oregon, we visited the Arnold Ice Caves. Part of the Larger Arnold Lava Tube system and the Newberry Crater, there are 18 caves in the ares. We drive deep down the dusty China Hat Road following the markers. These caves are actually lava tubes from central Oregon’s rich geological volcanic history. A clearing to side of the ride and railroad ties erected to keep cars from driving into a cave opening mark our signal to dismount the jeep and gear up. After grabbing our safety equipment and some water, we set out on foot for the caves.

We locate the Arnold Ice Caves and make our way to the entrance. We stop, go over some safety procedures and take in the view; Central Oregon caves, or lava tubes, are ancient volcanic channels of lava. The openings are these typical basalt based cooling columns that have a distinct geological features, shapes and colors. This opening leads to a rope entrance over an icy 20 foot drop. Due to the lack of gear and our novice experience, we decided to skip the main cave and just explore around for other entrances into the system.

(If you are interested, here is another trip and post here.)

When we arrive to the next cave in the system, we notice a thirty-foot issue. Luckily, it’s a scalable issue. We make our way down in pairs and search for some unmarked caves.

We begin to search around for some possible cave entrances. I find a possible entrance and shimmy way into an entrance only a foot and half wide at a certain point. Shimmying into an opening is always a little stressful, but at least I have daylight for this one. It gets more courageous under ground, in the dark.

After a couple of hours of searching, we find another entrance that leads about 15ft into a system. Thinking it dead ends, we turn off our headlamps and start to head back – when I discover some natural light coming in through a crack.

exploring a cave entrance in Bend, Oregon

After we discovered some natural light peeking out from under a horizontal crack, we shimmy our way through a foot tall opening.

Once I peek my head into the opening beyond the crack entrance, I notice a larger room on the other side. I crawl through the breach to discover a cavernous opening into a larger, cathedral quality opening. At its highest point, the large chamber has to be at least 40, if not 50 feet tall. It’s a humbling and inspiring view. It was well worth the time spent searching and exploring.

We check out the cave and make our way out the other side. We find a couple more systems and check out a couple other ice caves. We make a great trip out of the rest of the day and hike around a bit before it rains. Later, we get coffee and reminisce about the adventurous spirit of the unknown and the merits of pushing yourself into tight situations. Below I’ve added the last picture we took of myself standing over another entrance we explored. I added it to show the scale and magnitude of the enormous chambers. Note the cooling basalt features. Wonderful.

After we explored this system, I did a little bit more research and discovered this OPB documentary about Oregon ice caves. I also discovered the Oregon Grotto of the National Speleological Society and their cave listings in the area. If you have further interest in these caves you can find videos, like this one, on Youtube. Enjoy, Beep.

Central Oregon Caving…

Life is pretty predictable. Wake up. Go to school/class. Go home to chores/study. Stay up long enough to get half an hour of things you actually care about. Sleep and do it again. The only thing worse than the repetitious cycle of mundane marginality would be doing the same thing this weekend that you did last weekend. So, here is my proposal: Research and do that local thing you have heard about since you moved there but never took the initiative to do. I lived in Bend, OR for 6 years. I hiked, skied, snowboarded and camped as much as I could. I touched a lot of mountain tops and hit every coffee joint and micro brewery of particular notoriety and then 4 more. I did, however, always hear people talking about Central Oregon caves and “caving.” (More popularly referred to as spelunking) Side note: it’s completely acceptable to add the “ing” suffix to anything to create verbs in true Oregonian style. They also taught me: hot tubbing, mudding, four wheeling and countless other gerunds. </digression>

So one random and fateful day, I called up a few friends, grabbed some flashlights and headed out for some caves. Wouldn’t you have guessed how much fun we had? Underneath Central Oregon are net works of “lava tubes” that range from meters to miles long. These remnants of Oregon’s formative volcanic youth, leave a subterranean treasure of adventure for those willing to risk some claustrophobia. Let me preface this with a disclaimer: I’m not telling you to climb in caves, I’m just telling you to do that fun, local thing you’ve always wanted to try. If it is caves or skydiving, do it at your own risk. Please, research the venue, bring the proper safety gear and don’t sue me – half of nothing is still nothing. Here is a photo-journal of a trip.

(If you are interested, here is another trip and post here.)

Fact: Every journey begins with a two mile hike over serrated lava rock. 

On this day, we decided to check out some caves on a hike to Belknap Crater. This crater is a small shield volcano settled just off the McKenzie-Santiam Pass, a seasonal biway, between Sisters and Eugene, OR. The crater is located roughly 15 miles west of Sisters and just past the Dee Wright Observatory.

After the hike in, we notice a couple of cave entrances.

I like to scout the around the entrance to look for other opening, and get a feel for the overall integrity of the surface.

Here is a drop entrance into a laval tube cave in Central Oregon. We scale in carefully and enjoy that first brisk chill of a cave entrance. It’s almost like you can feel the cool, damp breath of stale time seeping into your bones.

We tread in carefully around the often collapsed entrances. We watch out for sudden drop offs and hanging rocks. It’s really easy to get tunnel vision, no pun intended, and focus on just the floor or ceiling. Keep aware of your surroundings and pay attention to your movements. When we move, we travel in a column so we can mitigate our frontal hazards.

It’s really hard to see, but here is a thirty-foot cave drop in the lavel tube. It kinda curves down and there was even a chem-light down there.

Don’t be fooled, it’s not all danger down in the caves. In fact, it’s actually very safe if you take the right precautions. There are plenty of natural sights that you can’t see anywhere else. You can catch stalactites, natural ice caves and amazing natural skylights. Central Oregon has some Skylight Caves a short drive from this crater near Sisters, Oregon.

Here we are exiting the lava tube and messing around before we head out to the next leg of our hike.

Belknap Crater Caving in Bend, Oregon

Some Safety Considerations: Caves are dark. They are typically remote and generally uninhabited. In order to mitigate some inherent risks, I tend to take certain precautions. Before we head out, we call some local friends, tell them how long we plan to be out and give them our car description. We stop by the local Ranger’s office to check on conditions and get some safety tips before we head out. We pack some water, protein bars and saltines in case things run longer than we think. We water proof our phones and turn them off when we’re not using them. You never know how quickly the weather will change.

We bring some flashlights, headlamps and even chem-lights for journey. Headlights are good for when you may have to shimmy into a tight spot, but it’s good to have some more powerful handhelds too. It’s recommended that you bring three light sources per person. You’d be surprised how low these caves get quickly and you need to look down at the uneven ground at the same time. The chem-lights (chemical lights) are great disposable and cheap lights. We try to not use the disposable ones and always try and retrieve them. I use the chems to toss into small opening where you may have to shimmy, and I drop them into sudden drop offs to figure out depth. I’m told we should were helmets, and I always wear something on my head. Here is a Website with some great recommendations for beginners.

It’s very important to bring and use flashlights because of sudden drop offs.

Go Ducks!

Oregon Ducks Facing Off Against The Wildcats

For all of you Oregon Duck fans getting ready to watch them square off against Arizona for our first conference game tonight, here’s a preview of what you can expect. The Ducks (10) face off against the Wildcats tonight, September 24th, at 7:15 PM in Tucson, Arizona.You can watch the game tonight on ESPN 2. The Wildcats are coming into this game with one win and a conference loss. Let’s see what the PAC-12 has in store tonight.

Go Ducks!

Update: Watching the game with Kelly.

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Oregon Ducks Sweep Non-Football Headlines… Again & Always.

Photo Credits: Bryan Longoria

Oregon Ducks Sweep Non-Football Headlines… Again & Always.

Here’s the round up…

The Oregon Ducks have been very busy these last couple of weeks, and I’m not talking about on the field. I noticed a propagation of local and national news pieces flare up in the last couple of weeks from stories as trivial to duckbill shaped whistles to potentially offensive celebration gestures – Not to mention the ever-a-buzz happenings of the Duck’s infinite Nike wardrobe.

The Oregon ‘O’…

Big news comes from Fox Sport’s Mike Pereira’s backing down on his call to investigate the moral implications of throwing the ‘O’, which of course is the Ducks players’ salute to their university and fans. This witch hunt was called off; although, I will admit that Pereira’s request was well intentioned and sincere – albeit, not well thought out. After conferring with the Pac-12′s coordinator of officiating, Pereira called Chip Kelly to let him know it’s “okay” for them to “quickly flash” the “O” sign, so long as the sign is not “prolonged” and never “directed at an opponent.” I’m glad we cleared that up. It looks like Texas can keep hooken’ them horns too.

Actually, this isn’t the first time an Oregon “O” has been called into question. In the spring of 2009, the Autzen Stadium O was called under a zoning complaint by a Oregon School of Education teacher and Eugene resident. She later retracted her complaint and an exemption was offered to the university. I can only speculate that the amount of green, not the school colors by the way, that the football team funnels into the school might have something to do with it.

Duck Lips…

No, you read it correctly. DUCK LIPS. Besides residing on the top of a “Top Ten Things I Refuse To Eat” list, Duck lips are banned from Autzen Stadium. Apparently excessive noise has kept some teams from traveling to play at Autzen, and this move was to curtail some noise from the “Loudest Stadium” in college sports. Like Paris Hilton always said, “If you can’t be the best, be the loudest.” Apparently the PAC 12 finally decided to enforce the PAC 10′s previous regulations against artificial noise makers. Yes, these yellow plastic duck shaped lips, coincidentally my college band name, have seen their last days at Autzen. I find it humorous because, if they really wanted to put a dent in the noise at the stadium, they should have just installed breathalyzers at the gates.

Fashion Contest…

Oregon’s ensamble of infinite uniforms hits the spotlight once again as other teams jump into the attention war with even more oddly designed uniforms. Oregon’s uniforms, only outnumbered by the amount of minutes of press time the Duck mascot receives, made the NYTimes article covering the sweeping epidemic of college uniform trends. Of course, the buzz was all about the University of Maryland’s state flag uniform worn last weekend. Not to be outdone, Arizona State, Georgia, Oklahoma State, Notre Dame, Army and the Navy teams have all jumped in this year with new annual, special game event and throwback variations ranging from Candy Apple to Fiery Orange. All of these changes come from sponsorship endorsements to recruiting incentive to prominent coverage (like this). At this rate, the Lingerie Football League going to have to do something insane to compete.

The PAC 12+ and revenue…

No it’s not some new NCAA social network, it’s the ever changing landscape of the BCS league system. I say 12+ because the last time I checked we were 12 and counting. After Utah and Colorado and expanded the PAC-12 faster than the universe, Texas and Oklahoma U expressed interest in expanding to a PAC-16 super-conference. Maybe they can try and match up the ACCs acceptance of Syracuse and Pittsburgh. Ultimately, if these leagues gets any bigger geographically, we may have to invade them and start pumping oil out of them.

All of this is obviously driven by television markets and advertising revenues. Naturally, lines are being drawn and conferences are moving to shore up monetary compensation for lost revenue. Essentially, it’s befuddled the NCAA, a group now loosely associated by “education”, to the shameless level of professional sports. All of these profit-margin expanding and mongering is leading people to consider compensating players on the massive profits they are bringing into networks and the colleges. An AP article written by Frederic J. Frommer estimates that these poverty-level athletes could be looking to make $121,000 a year for their contributions to the schools, but don’t go scurrying to get into the college football teams yet; Frommer adds that basketball could get you double.

For those of you who think your kids and nephews are immune to this because they don’t play sports, guess what? They are.

Update: Iand with the PAC 12 stating that they have “affirmed their decision to remain a 12-team conference.”

Last Year’s Headlines…

And all this comes after last year, when ducks swept the headlines in other ways that only Oregon could. There was the punch heard around the NCAA that leGarrett Blount delivered to a Boise State player after a devastating preseason loss. This, of course, is not to be confused with the punch he threw in the Tenesse Titan’s training camp last month. Naturally, we can’t mention debauchery without remembering Jeremiah Masoli’s defection to Ole’ Miss for “graduate studies,” after stealing and drug possession allegations.

Yet, not all of Oregon’s off-the-field press was so bad last year. There was a rash of Oregon songs and the emergence of a Duck-hop genre. Wow, there really aren’t any losers at the Grammys anymore. “In the category of best all white, college football themed rap group under the age of thirty, the award goes to…” Actually, probably still Jimmy Fallon’s Oregon Power Ballad.

Inspiration: Amnesty

Moment of Clarity: Amnesty

Mood: Nostolgic
Music: Incubus - Pardon Me

Today I decided to issue out a cognitive amnesty to any and all offenses previously committed to me and by me from this day forth. This story, like any story worth telling, has a long and seemingly random introduction. Let me set the scene: I was cooking dinner tonight and listening to a nineties alternative rock mix on iTunes and having a great time catching up with the melodic sounds of yesteryear. When I was defrosting some poultry, I was considering portion sizes for tonight and realized that I kept a superfluous amount of meat in my freezer.

Then, most randomly, I remembered a roommate I had in the military in the early thousands – Does that work? Are we saying that now? No one tells me these things – and the fact that I never saw him eat anything other than Ramen Noodles. Don’t get me wrong, who doesn’t love a cup of carb paste and chicken bullion every once in a while? There is nothing like a sodium tribute to those starving college years or high school summer days with a dome-shot of MSG to your mouth-piece. I love nostalgic throwbacks to economic indicators. There is, however, something troublesome about a grown man receiving a bulk of his nutrition through prepackaged, dry cubes. Let’s ignore the fact that this “cooking process” was the only time that he got up from World of Warcraft for any reason other than a restroom break.

It is at this exact moment that I realized that this man is now married and has a kid. I have no confirmation, but I must suspect that his pallet and cooking talents have expanded slightly in the last five years. Surely, I cant hold on to this negative caricature I’ve painted of him in his MMORPG addict youth. That’s when I realize how much we endure and how strikingly we change. I wouldn’t want to be remembered for things I did three weeks ago, let a lone half a decade. Life is a continuing growing process. Well, we age and decline at a certain point, but the emotional graph should remain linear. In theory. So, I decided to wipe this image, as hard as it may be, from my prejudice and let it go. In fact, I’ve decided to forget and forgive every offense and action committed by anyone other than a politician that occurred more than a year ago. This arbitrary date will continue to move with my chronologically from now on. So… To everyone, I’m sorry for anything I did more than a year ago. C’est la vie. Beep.

“I refuse to be held responsible for anything I wrote more than three years ago.” – Hugh W. Nibley

Lesson Learned: Simplicity

Snow Day

Simplicity.

Less is more. 

Lover Boy, Dennen Style

Photo: Mark Sebastian 

Editors note: Well. With the advent of my MBA studies, life is getting busy. I’ve noticed an inverse proportionality creative time and responsibility. I did, however, want to press out a quickie before the early stages of my academic symptoms set in again this week. I have a couple of posts set for this week, so I’m keeping it light.

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So, I don’t know how much music I plan on covering. I usually just drop a line when something catches me or when I hit something insightful. That being the case, check this guy out. I guess Brett Dennen has a whole body of work before his Lover Boy album, but that’s not what I’m interested in. No. I’m interested in songs 1, 3, and 5, respectively: “Surprise, Suprise”; “Comeback Kid (That’s My Dog)”; and “Sydney (I’ll Come Running)” (Yes, those punctuation uses are correct). These all happen to be his best selling songs too. I’m not the kind of guy that blows off mainstream to feed my ego. No, I like what I like – often, it’s the same thing most people like.

I first noticed Brett Dennen in a couple stores that I visit and liked the sound. It was one of those grocery isle Shazams that I never check until after I realize who the author is. Then, I downloaded the song, for free, on iTunes and had an epiphany. In fact, I had one of those cinematic scenes where I have a series of flash images that a detective might see as he compiles all the facts into a motive. Later, I discovered that he filmed his music video for a track in my hometown of Bend, Or, and that he played there recently. I missed this however

Dennen developed a unique sound that I find hard to describe. I will say that it’s slow, yet upbeat. He has the perfect marriage of spunky pop quality without forsaking content, as you often envision the trade off. I don’t know why, but I feel like there is a mid century throwback in the sound and a lot of maturity to the sound. More than anything, I enjoy the content and the wit. Having a beat that taps my feet up and down like it’s attached to a puppet’s string is major bonus. So, check it out and let me know what you think. More to come. Beep.

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Live A Little.

Live A Little.

Bend, OR

Since [man's] body is doomed to die, his task on earth evidently must be of a more spiritual nature. It cannot [be] unrestrained enjoyment of everyday life. It cannot be the search for the best ways to obtain material goods and then cheerfully get the most out of them. It has to be the fulfillment of a permanent, earnest duty so that one’s life journey may become an experience of moral growth, so that one may leave life a better human being than one started it.”

Alexander Solzhenitsyn

(great author/thinker)

Here is a little excerpt I took from Solzhenitsyn’s Harvard Address. The rest of the reading is really good too, except it’s a little more pragmatic and dismal. I guess that’s what a lifetime of false incarceration will do to you. So, read his work and make your own moral growth. I hope you catch a sunset like the one I caught in this picture in Bend, Or. I miss the farms.

Endless Summer

Karl Strauss' Endless Summer

Endless Summer:

Summer Camp for old people.

There is a community nestled in central Oregon with a die hard snow-play -cadre of young, retired twenty-somthings who live at the base of the Cascadia Mountain range’s finest ski resort. I lived there for 6 years, discovered a palette and fell in love with craft beer. After all, in a community where the two hottest months of the year average 81 degrees, you have to do something to stay warm. We would spend long nights, hoodied-up, around a fire pit living our mantra of Never Summer.

For us it was truly never summer, and for me it was the same – until Karl Strauss. Probably best known for its flagship Red Trolley Ale, Karl Struass is a San Diego based microbrewery that has been cranking out hop-coctions since the late 80′s. This brewery has an interesting story and its flavor has its genesis from the handcrafted brewer that gave Pabst’s its “Blue Ribbon.”

Endless Summer is a light, seasonal beer inspired by “The Endless Summer” classic surf film. It’s a great novice step for beer lovers weening off the mainstream beer market. I crash coursed microbrew and left my heart in Bend, Oregon – the land of extra-bitter hoppiness.

This beer has a subtle flavor with a finish as smooth as any line uttered from Will Smith in a movie. It will knock your flip flops off. The brewery heralds its lager as a flavorful low-calorie drink with a firm malt center and golden finish. A Vienna malt blend gives it very smooth taste and a crisp finish.

I drank two during this post, just to ensure journalistic accuracy. But I can’t say it was a totally selfless act, especially after the NYTimes reported that beers are a great recovery drink for distance runners. Or was that nonalcoholic beer? Lets face it. I have a selective reading problem. But that’s my problem, and this post is about a solution – the solution to the question, “What should I drink at the pool this weekend?” Make it an Endless Summer. You can pick up Carl Strauss from the brewery or restaurant in beautiful San Diego, or do as I did and grab a six-pack from BevMo. All you need next is a good soundtrack.

Admin Notice:

Dear reader,

Yes, I meant it to be a singular noun. So, I’ve been posting regularly on Thursdays and Saturdays for the past couple weeks. I want to continue to post regularly but with working 40-hours a week and getting my MBA on the side, I think that shooting for one and hitting two is better than not meeting a self-imposed two-post deadline.

I may try to incorporate an MBA themed post during the week, but we will see how everything works out. 40 hours of work + grad school + >5 hours of pain sessions (estimated average weekly time spent running) = uncertainty to pursue creative endeavors. Stay tuned for more details… Beep.

Post script: Spoiler Alert! Picture of my cat trying to drink my research for my next blog…

Einstein gettin' at my K Strauss...

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